m (mahwlee) wrote in teh_bezt_fics,
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teh storey mi frend & me rote!

liek omg!!1!! this is teh bezt place EVAH! so mi frend & me where all liek OMG~!!!1 we shuld rite a storey! bcuz we aer kewl liek whoa!! sos me an ozmavul rite thes 4 u!

it is snape/harrey/qerril & liek SO SMUTY LIEK WHOA!!1!!! totalie XXX!11


HaarrY P0tt34 wuz 1n SnapEs Chamberes 4 Sna34pes to CumM b4ack!!1ommgg!!!11

"WTFff!!1 SApes5 NAot back111OmmmgGGG!!11 Sbanape!11" say5 h5arry!1one!111!.

5udenensleey Sn34pes iN th3 RRommmm!!11WTFcuok!!11?

"OMGG!!11 SANAP3E!! I WAZ WA!Iting 4 u!!" kried Harrye!!

"O M G!! HA44YY1!!1! EYE AM H3R3!!! I LU7v U!!!" H66reiey & 5nap3es went1 2 thEu SNA39es B3D ChAme274Rss!! OMMG!! TEH HAV W3T SEXXXCCKKK!ass!!111 Sn3epe Au11 fukken H'223rrys toyt a33zz!!!

HARY was All Liek ""OMG!!Snapea!!! UR CAHWK is SO BIGGAH! It is ALL liek TITE IN mi arse""!!!111 & then snape wWAs ALll liek "OMG!!11 I NO! mi cack is liek TEH BIGESST!!11" & so tey fuked lotz & then They wear SO TEIRD!! cuz They wear fukkin a laught. (athors note!!!1 omg thye fuk lotz!!1lol)

thEn quirel cums in an iz all liek OMG!!1 SnaPE!!1! (athorr noet!1 OMG!11!1! he haz blak hare, liek aubsediughn fier!!!1) SEVVY!!1!1 i toally liek am in luv wit u and wunt 2 be wit u FOEVAH AND EVAH!!!1 and snpae wuz al liek OMG know!1 bcuz i luv HARy bcuz he is TEH 133t!111! & MI CACK IS sooooo big!!1!
*& thn thay wear fukin lots and OMG!1092eu09809rufjlkwjepO!JPJ!1111 THEIR WUZ CUM LIEK ALLLLLL OVERR THE ROom and ITheioncoiwnein. MUH BAWLS!

QuErri311ll faz liekee afteh teh FuzckinS3xxxx, "ARRhhAAYY!!! SNa43p3 IZ MYNEEEEe!! U CUant Hav Hyme@!!11 I K111lllLLl YEUUUUU, PAWWTTerr!!1"

"OMG!!11 Snjaepe!11 KWEEEirril Ifz GannUa KEE111llzzzz M33!! WAT D0ZE DHOEEE!!?? oMG!!11WTF WQUREERRL!!??" hARRY2 APASPAT!!1

"YU R NAW37T GAnnA Keelz MI HA444yy!@@ Hez Miyne#3 4 - eVarh!!1OMg WQURRREL NO!!!11HA%%$RRY I Luv HIem!11omGWTF LOL!!!1"

okey!@1 i gots mi a ppl to reed this b4 i post!!1! & they all liek it. OMG!!11 mi 1st ficcie, u shuld r an r! pece out, 4evah!!

**queeril** it is hiz pont ov veiw
i du not now whi sevvie iz bein meen to me1 iz he 4 reel? i luv him 4EVAH!!1 & he is not but meen *& i dunnot now whi!!1omg!11"" & then he walk to tha room akrost frum were harriegh and SNepe wiz & throw tha stuf @ tem & wuz tottaly all liek "OMGg!!! how u do this 2 me, sev!1" he so saughd. (athors notes': liek wat iz teh deel wit him?? he is all liek werd & stuf!1!wtf/?? )

(*hARry!!1) bcuz this iz whut hesee
i luv snepe 4EVAH!!!1 & he fuk so heirghd n i liek his cawk en me!!!1 bcuz he ez teh madd sexx!!1 wtf omg lol!!1 (athors note's: omg!!1 dont u fell sorreigh 4 ahrry/!11 hisloevizsooootradgic!11)

(Snape!1!(OMG WTF LOL ROFLMAO Wew areigh TEH OTP!11!1!!!1!! Pece 4EVAH!!!!!!1! (athers notez; liek i thik thar thiz b mi fav sene.)

Ever1 WuZ leyin On TeH flore 2 Muh3 S3333xxX!!1omg!! W4y 2 muhc Secksxxz!11 LOL!!

Tehn dUm3blezdorr CuM in ^& wuz l,lliek, "OMGg!!! u Guyzz!!WTFFF!111 EyEe3 Cauntz ev3N Leev u Awl 4 343654w373lol3 teconds an u R AWl FEUCCCKK Secxxqxx ALl OVurr!!LOL WTF!!!11?"

Hrrarry;s Bawl Sak Wuz Awl liek, En Sn34pes muffie!11 & SpnaPes HuG3 CawWk wuz BEEGG!111OMg!!1HuG33!!11

Dizumblesazzdore FukedsSed Tem AWlul!1111 Eit H000tttrTT! FUKKKIEN HooTTTt!111 CuMmiang Awulz Ovuerr Quierrlez Toyt FuCkphCk Hoole!!11


TEH END!!!!11!1onehundredandthirtynine!!!!!1111!!

PLZ REED AND REVUW CUZ I SUK!!!11!1 LOL!!1!!!

(Author's note: Oh goodness, that hurt my brain to write. Seriously. Ouch. I also presume people here have seen the AOL translator? Hehe. It is TEH FUNNIE!)
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