Arrmaitee (arrmaitee) wrote in teh_bezt_fics,
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SLASH! PARODY!

FIC: The Very Secret LiveJournals

AUTHOR: Arrmaitee

FANDOM: Harry Potter

SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, Wood’s panties, Vaseline, rope, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!

RATING: R

SHIPS: Every SHIP imaginable… including lots of SLASH!

WHY IT IS TEH BEZT: You'll laugh your ass off

TEH BEZT LINE:

Lord Voldemort

POST: Met Professor Quirrell in Albania.
Kinky bastard wanted me to give him head.
I did…


(New Chapter 6)
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