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FANDOM: Harry Potter
SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
WHY IT'S TEH BEZT: You'll have to read it to find out.
TEH BEZT LINE: There are no Harry/Cho fangirls. Het is so passé.
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